A friend in need is a friend who is really gross, apparently.
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
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WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
Your left boob is usually bigger than the right because of it’s close proximity to the heart.
I thought my left boob was bigger because i’m left handed